I was minding my own business when my former human servant arrived in my floating palace of solitude with a fat human. I found myself bundled into a carrier and taken on a long journey.
First I was carried by the fat one to a bus and then onto one of those underground metal snakes before being loaded onto another metal land snake filled with more humans who kept staring at me.
On finally arriving at my new palace the Fat One provided me with food and water and I allowed him to pet me.
Shortly after I arrived a Female servant arrived with two miniature specimens. The female miniature, whom I believe is designated "Boo" - was pleasant and showed me great deference. I shall let her serve me.
The male miniature, who I believe is called "Oddbod" fears me. I like this. He reached out to touch me but a slight move from me sent his hands straight back. Both recognise me as their new master.
After the minatures went to their holding chambers the Fat One and the Female, who I believe is called "Hon" ate dinner. I observed from my new command spot on the sofa whilst the Fat One cowered before me on the floor.
They went to their holding chambers and left me to my own musings. So far this new facility is adequate and it will suit my needs for now.
After dozing and resting I briefly saw the Fat One in the morning but was allowed to continue my ruminations without further distraction. But soon disaster struck!
The door to my throne room burst open and a little goblin creature entered. It was loud and obnoxious and immediately squealed with glee. As he bundled towards me I decided to withdraw to the shadows to observe their behaviour. The goblin is very loud and does not yet serve my will and even had the nerve to eat some of my food.
My mission continues....
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